pseudohistorian ([info]pseudohistorian) wrote,
@ 2008-03-17 13:35:00
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Jokes and Pokes and Folks to Keep You Happy
In honour of the holiday, I thought I would offer up a challenge for anyone reading this...

Comment here with a topic, and I will write a limerick about it for you. Please keep it to one topic per comment, though you can comment more than once.

I know I can be notoriously slow at replying to comments, but I'll do my best to be prompt on this.


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[info]deltagrl
2008-03-17 06:52 pm UTC (link)
underwear!

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[info]pseudohistorian
2008-03-17 07:02 pm UTC (link)
It's high time that I worked to debunk
The myths about storing your junk.
Briefs or boxers are fine.
Neither one's out of line,
As both are quite safe for the trunk.

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[info]deltagrl
2008-03-18 03:01 am UTC (link)
Hahahahhha!

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Limerick Fodder
(Anonymous)
2008-03-17 06:55 pm UTC (link)
Topic: Fruit Roll-Ups.

Go!

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Re: Limerick Fodder
[info]pseudohistorian
2008-03-17 07:11 pm UTC (link)
As a connoisseur, I may be lax,
But I've never enjoyed such fruit snacks.
The food's texture is sticky,
And I'm already picky,
So I'd rather avoid flavoured wax.

(Care to sign your comment, mysterious visitor...?)

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[info]stitchtowhere
2008-03-17 09:06 pm UTC (link)
the Canadarm!

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[info]pseudohistorian
2008-03-18 08:59 am UTC (link)
One day, NASA announced, "What's the harm
In replacing that old Canadarm?
Bring on Dextre!" they cried,
But when that was applied,
Its malfunctions were cause for alarm.

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[info]stitchtowhere
2008-03-18 07:28 pm UTC (link)
brilliant! now do...

terratomas!

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[info]pseudohistorian
2008-03-18 07:52 pm UTC (link)
When discussing a persistent tumour,
I have trouble eliciting humour.
The least harmful prognosis
Comes from quick diagnosis,
Whether you're in Gen-X or a Boomer.

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[info]ninthscompanion
2008-03-17 09:11 pm UTC (link)
Dayton Ward

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[info]pseudohistorian
2008-03-18 09:06 am UTC (link)
Would an author consider me freaky
If I profiled his work in a wiki?
"Hardly so" was my claim,
So I did without shame -
There was no point in trying to be sneaky.

(And knowing he reads this, even...well, I hope you're satisfied. :P)

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[info]ninthscompanion
2008-03-19 05:02 am UTC (link)
Now how about my personal definition of "Dayton Ward"? :P

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[info]pseudohistorian
2008-03-19 06:16 pm UTC (link)
Confidently, you sought to bestow me
With the last word on how well you know me.
I could scarcely conceive
How you'd make me believe,
But the best way was clearly to show me.

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[info]ninthscompanion
2008-03-19 10:52 pm UTC (link)
HAHAHAHA!!!

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[info]sun_in_her_hair
2008-03-18 12:46 pm UTC (link)
The North End

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[info]pseudohistorian
2008-03-18 07:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm still saddened to say that my prime
Connotation for "North End" is "crime."
I grew up with that fear
Which taught me to stay clear,
And that hasn't much changed over time.

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