They've Given You a Number and Taken Away Your Name
When I got home last night, I had exactly one message on my answering machine. The male voice was unidentified. Here it is, in its entirety:
Don't drink, don't smoke... [muffled response] Yeah, no, she wants to but she will hate it. Close, close up. If she had one shot, I guarantee you, half of it and her head would be going. I'm bugging you, because she's never drank, if she took a shot-- [muffled response] No, if she ever took something that was very strong to drink, half the drink and her head would start to go. And you've never drank before? [muffled response] Evil, evil spirits, we call it. Alcohol. [chuckling to himself] [click]
So...did someone seriously just accidentally drunk-dial me and proceed to describe how someone else couldn't handle their liquor without losing it?
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pseudohistorian) wrote,
amused but confused
